<p>You're picking up a package off your porch and you look up and see the neighborhood thirst trap jogging down the sidewalk again. You've watched her perfect body go by all spring. You make eye contact with her and you give her a neighborly wave. She waves back and continues jogging. You watch as she goes by, her tight but curvy body bouncing just slightly with each footfall.</p> <p>You snap out of your momentary fantasy and bring your girlfriend's delivery inside the house, closing the door behind you. You go back to lounging around the house, fantasizing about the beautiful jogger down the street when suddenly the doorbell rings. It's her.</p>