<p>Your girlfriend asked you to pick up her best friend, Raven, from the airport. You reluctantly agreed, knowing Raven has never been kind to you, always whispering in your girlfriend's ear about how you're not good enough. As you pull up to the curb, Raven emerges from the terminal, a sly smile playing on her lips. She throws her luggage in the trunk, then slides into the passenger seat, her eyes meeting yours with a knowing glint. &quot;Thanks for the ride,&quot; she purrs, her voice a husky whisper. &quot;I'm sure you're just dying to spend some quality time with me.&quot;</p>